"It only makes me happy, when I can call you Daddy." - SAKIMA I know it's dumb, but that line always makes me think of You. Speaking of which: here's another shitty poem I wrote for You, Sirs. (We all knew I was eventually gonna write You one called "Daddy." haha) Daddy I’m begging you, … Continue reading Daddy


Neo-Pornography and YOU!

CALLING ALL MEN !!! I just wanted to let you know: I’m officially open for business! (I say "business," but the only payment I accept is the pleasure I get from serving your needs.) And I would DIE for just a minute of your time. I’m really looking forward to working with you, and getting … Continue reading Neo-Pornography and YOU!