"It only makes me happy, when I can call you Daddy." - SAKIMA I know it's dumb, but that line always makes me think of You. Speaking of which: here's another shitty poem I wrote for You, Sirs. (We all knew I was eventually gonna write You one called "Daddy." haha) Daddy I’m begging you, … Continue reading Daddy
CALLING ALL MEN !!! I just wanted to let you know: I’m officially open for business! (I say "business," but the only payment I accept is the pleasure I get from serving your needs.) And I would DIE for just a minute of your time. I’m really looking forward to working with you, and getting … Continue reading Neo-Pornography and YOU!
Good evening, Sirs! Here's part two of that porno I promised! I made it real nasty for you. READ PART 1 The Boys from Brazil turned out to be one of those books. I even knew the whole plot before I started reading it, because it was an answer on Jeopardy! a few weeks ago. … Continue reading Just Like Hitler Used To, pt. 2
Good evening, Sirs! Here are the first few pages of a stupid erotic story I've been working on for you: MY LIMP DICK NESTLES into the spread-open book I just placed on my lap. I glance down to see if the book is happy there, and its cover catches my eye again. Dozens of dead-eyed … Continue reading Just Like Hitler Used To, pt. 1
Definition of Man I know you’re in the sunlight forcing itself inside me, filling me up before I’m even awake, before I’ve smelled and tasted you again in my morning coffee, the same bubbling brown as your eyes, the same bubbling brown as the mythical pool that begot You, your funny hair and devil’s grin, … Continue reading Definition of Man